vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

Christine’s birthday | Requested by ankarasizbirmarti

silversolicitor:

what a well designed website.  what a well designed, functioning website

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

boothseeleybooth:

Someone once asked me if Bones was scary. It is scary how much i’ve fallen in love with two fictional characters

candlewinds:

it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were

holdingontoyoufordearlife:

"Describe each other in three adjectives.”

Emily & David Comic-Con Panel 2014 (x)

akepnerr:

Bones Meme: Favourite Episode - Aliens in a Spaceship