prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
bank: your account is at -$5000….
bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.
I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained
"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."
Awww, how cute
I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…
*tumblr collectively laughs*
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Christine’s birthday | Requested by ankarasizbirmarti
what a well designed website. what a well designed, functioning website
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
Someone once asked me if Bones was scary. It is scary how much i’ve fallen in love with two fictional characters
it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were
"Describe each other in three adjectives.”
Emily & David Comic-Con Panel 2014 (x)